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dumbass

Your Inner Child Is A Dumbass A serious dumbass. Think back to all the things you did as a kid, and soon you’ll realize what a dumbass you really were. Curious? Yes. Playful? Yes. And in a lot of ways, Read more…


blame

Blame Elegantly Blame. It’s the great excuse maker. It’s so simple to point your fingers at other people, other circumstances, and blame them for your life sucking the way it does. Blaming absolves you of taking responsibility for having made Read more…


nostalgia

Nostalgia Is A Bitch Nostalgia is a seductive liar that smooths all the rough edges of your past.  Do you ever look back on your past memories and longingly wish things could ‘be like they used to be’? Do you wish Read more…


wuzgunna

Kill The Wuzgunna! I know you’re asking….what the f*ck is a “wuzgunna”? A Wuzgunna is that nasty little beastie that escapes your lips whenever you need an excuse as to why you didn’t do what you told yourself you were Read more…