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Tired of living your life by everyone else’s rules and expectations?

Do you constantly “should” on yourself?

A hot mess understands that other people’s opinions don’t pay their bills.

They’ve put up with trying to fit themselves into other people’s expectation boxes for far too long.



It’s not about ‘thinking outside the box’, it’s about blowing the box up and living by your own rules.

Real. Raw. Uncensored. That’s the Hot Mess Express way.